Pack a punch against Old Father Time …

That phrase was, quite honestly, used on a Clinique for Men leaflet my partner had a few years ago (he’d received it with some “Post Shave Healer”, known in our household as “Idiot-who-can’t-use-a-razor Cream”). In between banging our heads against a wall at the moronic sexism of it all, we nevertheless found it hilarious, and that’s why I love this new piece from the Daily Mash:

Clinique unveils Face Holocaust for Men.

Assuming this is a joke and not an advertorial. To be honest, these days, who can tell?